I WANT A PONY FOR CHRISTMAS.  AND NOT DEAD PARENTS. AND A DEAD GODMOTHER AND GODFATHER.

AND I WANT FOR HIM TO GET ERECTILE DISFUNCTION SO I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM HAVING SEX.

AND I WANT FOR THEM TO REMOVE NET NANNY.

AND DID I MENTION THAT I WANT A PONY AND A HELLO KITTY BACKPACK?

FRIENDS ONLY BITCHES!!!!!